Wild Rails

Does anyone remember Valleyfair? It's an amusement park here in Minnesota. Anyway, they used to have this rickety rollar coaster called "Wild Rails" (it is not called mad mouse or something really stupid) Anyhoo, Wild Rails was a unique coaster in that the cars were small and only seated 4 people. The ride itself was very jerky and would cause a lot of fast reactions like oh shit! and waht not. Well I used to go to valleyfair all of the time and one time me and my freind Kelvin Johnston went on the the Wild Rails ride, now I know not everyone knows Kelvin Johnston, but he was my best friend for a good 6 years of my life, basically grew up in the hard years of 12-16 with him and the late Aaron Christopherson. Anyway Kelvin is the funniest person in the world, 6'5" foul mouthed, loud, great storyteller, etc. So Kelvin and I are on this ride, not really aware who else with us cuz we were stoned and just wanted to enjoy it. So we are on this jerky ride and it was as jerkyas ever and had me and me and Kelvin both screaming FUCK! SHIT! OH WHAT THE FUCKING HHELL!! OH GOD DAMMIT! FUCKING TITS!!!!....and so on. well, as the ride ended, we turned around ann noticed there were 2 HORRIFIED looking 7-8 year old girls in the backseat of our car that obviously learned a few new words that day...