Hi, Dane Emmert here. I've finally hit the jackpot and won over 2.3 million dollars in a poker tournament at Binion's in Downtown Vegas, and now that I don't have to worry about working for money I can finally spend my time doing what I was meant to do: Blog. It feel so good to finally be able to delve into my passions: the flat tax, psychopharmacology, theoretical metaphysics, and of course Occam's Razor.
Or, my name is Justin and I'm guest blogging for Dane over the next couple of days. I have a hastily-made plan for what I'd like to write about:
Blog 1: Things I know About Dane Emmert, Some of Which Are True.
Blog 2: A Futuristic Space Odyssey Starring Dane Emmert as Captain Rocksteady and Co-Starring Eric Schuster as Corporal Bebop.
Blog 3: A Dane Emmert Q & A.
Blogs 4-27: TBD.
This means for Blog 3 I will need some interwebs participation. If you have a question you would like me to answer about Dane, please leave them in the comments section or, if they're of a private nature, email me at jbernacki at gmail dot com.
It is very important I get some Dane questions for my 3rd blog or I will be forced to resort to posting from my senior thesis, "The Efficacy of Negative Political Advertising in American Presidential Elections, 1964-Present." And there are only so many times I can talk about what a jerk Nixon was.
That is all for now. Stay tuned for my first actual blog about Dane. And send in your Dane questions ASAP.
Justin
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3) Why would Dane let you guest Blog? (He has to answer the question!!)
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ReplyDeleteCan Dane fly, or can he only hover in one place? I've seen him hover. He told me he could fly, he just didn't want to at the time of the demonstration.
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